I mean, the evidence speaks for itself.
this is rlly cute
the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone
you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk
proof: they are from France and there are two of them at the Grammies tonight.
bonjour my petite omlette de frumage bagguette i am coming from u live from the grammys.
wheres your god now
does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work
I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
later is the best time to do anything
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
Thor + Hands
Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…