You were made to be ruled.

woodmeat:

*turns chair backward*

what pray tell is the fuck up

1 week ago on October 7th | J | 2,853 notes

thatfunnyblog:

fuckin hero

1 week ago on October 7th | J | 939,689 notes

ihaveseenthed:

sucymemebabaran:

miniprof:

bird seller, i need your strongest bird

image

THIS WAS A MISTAKE

my birds are too strong for you, traveler

1 week ago on October 7th | J | 39,719 notes
femalerolemodel:

Cat Calling

femalerolemodel:

Cat Calling

1 week ago on October 7th | J | 16,609 notes
1 week ago on October 7th | J | 274,690 notes
pinkmanjesse:

THIS IS AN EXTREME THIRST

pinkmanjesse:

THIS IS AN EXTREME THIRST

1 week ago on October 7th | J | 162,958 notes

abbygubler:

If you’re mad at her, you don’t understand it.  White people are trying to remove themselves from all people of color.  Let me show you why this is true.  You’ve heard of Asian-americans or African Americans or Mexican Americans.  But how about a European American?  Have you ever heard someone say they’re Canadian American? or European American? Probably not.  White people can just call themselves American, even if their ancestry has not been in America for long.  If your great-grandparents moved because of the potato famine, you don’t call yourselves Irish American, you have lived your entire life in the United States, you call yourself an American.  But now, take someone whose ancestry is linked to some of the first slaves in the colonies, and they still call themselves African-American.  Doesn’t matter if they’ve never stepped foot on the continent and share no cultural link, other than pigment, with any society in Africa, they still have to identify with African.  

What’s most infuriating is that even people who are the ultimate Americans: Native Americans.  They were in the Americas while ass backwards Europe was accusing (and burning) women of being witches.  THEY, of all people, shouldn’t have to specify their identity as an American, but NO they have to be labeled with something else.  

Raven Symone is an absolute star.  She has my total respect for standing up like this, and I hope her so much happiness with her girlfriend.  I wish she was still on television, she taught me so much , even if it was all from a disney show

1 week ago on October 7th | J | 226,352 notes

partybottom:

your life is worth living even if you’re “not doing anything”

your life is worth living even if you are “letting life pass you by”

your life is worth living even if you stay in bed all day every day watching netflix

you don’t have to be big, beloved, important, beautiful, wealthy or famous

there is dignity in just being

it is ok to be

you merely have to be

1 week ago on October 7th | J | 73,499 notes

You have taken other names, but you wore them as lightly as you might wear a gown. Under them was always Arya.

1 week ago on October 7th | J | 4,403 notes

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

1 week ago on October 7th | J | 397,732 notes
1,201,533 plays

nevertoomanyspiders:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

I love it when cats open their mouths wide open and all that comes out is a small peep

1 week ago on October 7th | J | 212,293 notes

slime-minister:

Replaced the repost source with the original source because it has WAY more pictures and info about this cool place.

1 week ago on October 7th | J | 43,519 notes
prettyboyshyflizzy:

hood legend

prettyboyshyflizzy:

hood legend

1 week ago on October 7th | J | 169,362 notes

featuringod:

please

1 week ago on October 7th | J | 78,904 notes

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

bruce banner has my heart

1 week ago on October 7th | J | 44,148 notes