You were made to be ruled.

Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

mcdownies:

crimsonpoppyfields:

thefrogman:

RDJ is 5’ 8½”

Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

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Chris (6’ 0½”)

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Problem solved.

[spelledjustlikeescape]

I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

always reblog rdj in his hooker heels

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foodforbears:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

ME

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leviathanrose:

like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit

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0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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leftatabq:

ceruleanpineapple:

spiders.

adorable 

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kiranisfried:

date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant

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believe-wbu:

tbh I’d probably spend the day sprinting laps around this pretending I’m on wipeout

believe-wbu:

tbh I’d probably spend the day sprinting laps around this pretending I’m on wipeout

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agentgamma:

browningtons:

Buying games your computer can’t run

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Buying games your computer can sorta run.

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windycarnage:

windycarnage:

windycarnage:

i am just a tiny bun dont b mean 2 me pls

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there are some people who have only reblogged the top gif and have no idea about the bottom gif and i feel like that sums up my relationships with a lot of people

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australiansanta:

a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot

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leadhooves:

gynostar:

peep-toe-shoes:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

I’m pretty sure the woman in the second gif didn’t.

The incompetent “before” people in infomercials are one of my favorite things.

…. did the last one glue his hands to that helmet?

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nathanieljesusruess:

thesickestjokes:

The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous, but backwards it’s even more stupid.

THIS JUST MADE ME SO ANGRY

3 months ago on July 1st | J | 100,331 notes
Cosima Niehaus + Minimalist
What am I, the geek monkey now?
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