"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
if you want to be my lover you have to be able to marathon every marvel movie in one sitting
And yet, the requirement is still valid.
A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.
As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.
Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.
i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now…
no one man should have all that power
is this what being an adult is like?
i’m laughing wayyy harder than i should be omg
I’m the kind of reader who can read nothing in two years or a whole book in a few hours. there is no in between.
so i rewatched first class and
*at a sleep over*
"hey do you guys want to play-