You were made to be ruled.

Sherlock Holmes in The Empty Hearse (x)

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Avengers + Thor: The Dark World Parallels 

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frenchfrycoolguy:

wake up
draw this

frenchfrycoolguy:

wake up

draw this

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lowbutt:

mcwrap:

protect elderly substitute teachers at all costs

once I had an 80 year old sub and he rapped about science.

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lokiofasgard:

“Actors in any capacity, artists of any stripe, are inspired by their curiosity, by their desire to explore all quarters of life, in light and in dark, and reflect what they find in their work. Artists instinctively want to reflect humanity, their own and each other’s, in all its intermittent virtue and vitality, frailty and fallibility.”

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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ourdrunkitchen:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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why am i able to relate to a broken chair right now

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vaginal-kimchi:

t-jumblr:

knottedodyssey:

I WAS JUST CLEANING OUT MY BIBLE AND I FOUND THE MOST HILARIOUSLY PETULANT PARABLE

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jesus is PISSED

it’s not FIG SEASON

he’s PREPARING TO DIE

so he curses a fucking tree.

you child.

Go home Jesus. You’re drunk.

maybe all this time the saying is god hates FIGS

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The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

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jaclcfrost:

"most candy is just pure sugar"

i know

isn’t it great

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someonestolemystiles:

zooophagous:

powertrolls:

gordoananke:

sizvideos:

Watch the video of this 3D rendering young girl

perfect.

Chris Hanson would be proud.

Technology is so beautiful.

Damn

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carworu:

true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes

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