You were made to be ruled.

monicalewinsky1996:

GOD

3 months ago on July 1st | J | 96,821 notes

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

3 months ago on July 1st | J | 320,403 notes
me: *wakes up*
me: wheres my phone
me: *rips off blankets*
me: *hears loud thud*
me: there it is
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optimysticals:

widovv:

if you want to be my lover you have to be able to marathon every marvel movie in one sitting

#THIS REQUIREMENT GETS HARDER AND HARDER TO FULFILL WITH EACH PASSING YEAR

And yet, the requirement is still valid.

3 months ago on July 1st | J | 71,944 notes
angelclark:

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.
As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.
Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

angelclark:

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.

As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.

Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

3 months ago on June 30th | J | 217,523 notes

just-a-skinny-boy:

eddiecardona:

eddiecardona:

i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now…

image

no one man should have all that power

is this what being an adult is like?

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liftedandgiftedd:

i’m laughing wayyy harder than i should be omg

liftedandgiftedd:

i’m laughing wayyy harder than i should be omg

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deershadow:

I’m the kind of reader who can read nothing in two years or a whole book in a few hours. there is no in between.

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daysoffuturepastt:

so i rewatched first class and

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youtubeofficial:

*at a sleep over*

"hey do you guys want to play-image

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