Women don’t have to:

• be thin
• have a vagina
• give birth
• cook for you
• have long hair
• wear makeup
• have sex with you
• be feminine
• be graceful
• shave
• diet
• be fashionable
• wear pink
• love men
• be the media’s idea of perfection
• listen to your bullshit

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82

You machine.

i wish i had a window seat with lots of pillows that i could sit in and drink tea and read books in and watch the rain in and i just really love window seats

You stood in the beathing silence of Gareth Jacob Hobbs’ home, the very spaces he moved through. Tell me Will… Did they speak to you?

royharper:

#my favorite thing is when people refuse to do the thing

cokeflow:

when I was like 6 i was at church with my family and I asked my mom how much longer until it was over and she said 15 minutes so I counted to 60 fifteen times and it still wasn’t over and that’s why I don’t believe in god

pumpkinackles:

#when did my kid get so fuckin weird #sam turned out okay #but this guy

bucklesup:

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

tattiosala:

thelilnan:

starfleetgrad:

aileine:

I couldn’t help myself.

hey look it got even BETTER

I JUST SCREAMED A LITTLE

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

shaggydoge:

shaggydoge:

IM LAUHGING AT THE SHOWER SCENE AGAIN BECAUSE BENEDICT’S LIKE “FUK why is there so much watER IN MY EYEBROWS”

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn